Your Sexoscope for the week of December 21-December 28:
Capricorn season officially begins on Friday, meaning that your chart’s zone of career and public image is being activated, Aries. This is an industrious time of year and your job is a huge focus—boring! Friday can still be a blast, luckily! The Gemini Moon in your chart’s busy zone of communications indicates a social night out!
The connection between Venus and Neptune, both of which are the planets of relationships, implies a serious attraction between you and someone else, and your confidence is way up, thanks to Jupiter in Sagittarius. Shoot your shot, and you’re guaranteed to go home with whoever you’re eyeing! The Cancer Moon on Saturday slows your weekend down, and the Leo Moon on Christmas eve and Christmas day shows a high-energy, exciting holiday! This week’s astrological forecast isn’t very busy, so enjoy some downtime this week.
Capricorn season starts on Friday, meaning that your life is about to pick up the pace, Taurus! This is the first time in a while that there’s been any major activity in a like-minded earth sign, so expect to feel refreshed and upbeat! Lovely Venus connects with dreamy Neptune this weekend, activating your chart’s zones of relationships and your social circles, respectively. Your confident attitude plus this energy and the Gemini Moon in your chart’s desire and pleasure sector all indicate some strong chemistry between you and a friend, or someone you meet through a friend, and you could get lucky, with Jupiter, planet of luck, being activated in your chart’s sex zone!
Saturday’s Cancer Moon in your chart’s communication zone indicate a busy weekend (last minute gift shopping?). The week starts with a Leo Moon in your chart’s zone of your home life, showing that you’re occupied with family for most of the week. On Wednesday, the Moon enters Virgo, activating your chart’s zone of sex, romance, and fun, so you can start the weekend early!
When the Moon enters Capricorn on Friday, your chart’s zone of sex and intimacy is activated, Gemini. The steamy mood is also serious and heavy with deep emotions, and any hookups are likely to result in you catching serious feelings! Jupiter, planet of growth and luck, is activated in your chart’s relationship zone on Friday, and the Moon is in your sign too! Whether you find Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now, is still to be determined, but forming an instant connection with someone looks likely!
If you end up going home with this special someone, you can spend all weekend hooking up and having fun as the Moon enters Cancer, activating your chart’s zone of pleasure and desire. This week’s Leo Moon is high energy, and the hustle and bustle of last-minute shopping, holiday traffic all over town, and a general sense of busyness means your holiday should rush by! A Virgo Moon ends your week, activating your chart’s quiet zone of domestic life, so you can sleep in and unwind after such a hectic time!
You probably feel like you’re at your breaking point, Cancer! Sagittarius season’s vibes have been setting your chart’s zone of work life on fire all month, but on Friday, the Sun enters Capricorn! Finally! This activates your chart’s zone of relationships, so being with your boo more is a given, and meeting new FWBs is also supported by the stars.
On Friday night, one of these new connections can be formed as romantic Venus, planet of relationships, and dreamy Neptune, planet of emotions and deep bonds, connect in your chart’s zones of romance and sex, and adventure, respectively! Someone who’s totally not your type, or a total stranger is the person you end up macking on. The Moon is in your sign for the rest of the weekend, then during the holidays it’s in Leo, in a relatively calm zone of your chart, indicating an easygoing week to help you chill after the never ending work of Sag season!
Sag season’s vibes were romantic and hot-and-bothered for your sign, Leo, and it’s usually the most fun time of year! This energy concludes on Friday night, when the Sun enters earthy Capricorn, activating your chart’s sector of responsibilities, tasks, and your workplace. It’s one of the busiest months for you, and the astrology doesn’t support an abundance of free time to go on dates or nights out, sorry.
If you’re in a relationship ATM, Friday night leads to some crazy sexual chemistry and a deeper connection, as Venus and Neptune, planets of relationships and deep emotional bonds, connect in the most intimate zones of your chart! A quiet Cancer Moon finishes out the weekend, and the Moon enters your sign just in time for holidays, indicating a bright and pleasant week—enjoy it, because your workload is beginning to increase thanks to Cap season!
Friday marks day one of Capricorn season, which is one of the most exciting times of year for you, Virgo! The vibrations of the like-minded earth sign are super compatible with your sign and activate your chart’s zone of sex and romance. The active Gemini Moon plus Venus, planet of relationships, in your chart’s zone of communication on Friday night create a great mix of astro-energy for socializing, romance, and macking on your boo. Dreamy and romantic Neptune joins the party as well, and there’s serious love-at-first sight vibes if you’re single and stepping out this weekend!
If you’re in a relationship already, you experience a fairytale love moment or passionate sex or both! The Cancer Moon for the rest of the weekend is in a rather social zone of your chart, so you stay busy hanging out with your friends or S.O.. Monday through early Wednesday morning is pretty quiet and you prefer to be alone if possible, but that moodiness ends when the Moon goes into your sign on Wednesday afternoon.
After a social Sag season, your day-to-day affairs are about to slow way down, Libra. Capricorn season starts on Friday, and your focus shifts to your home life, domestic affairs, and family. It’s a very quiet time of year where you stay at the house a lot, but it’s not an unpleasant month. Friday night can still be a blast, however, with the Gemini Moon in the most optimistic and adventurous zone of your chart!
Lucky Jupiter and chatty Mercury link up in Sagittarius, too, and there’s an abundance of hotties just waiting to give you their number, slide into your DMs, and get to know you better! As the holidays approach, the Moon enters Cancer, indicating the rest of your weekend is rather emotional, and most of your time is spent with family. The mood lightens on Monday under a radiant Leo Moon, and the rest of your week flies by!
The Sun enters Capricorn on Friday, starting one of the busiest months of the year for your sign, Scorpio. Cap season activates your chart’s communication sector, so expect your phone to be off the hook 25/8 and your inbox full of matches and messages! This is a great time of year to make new connections, and this is especially true this weekend.
The Gemini Moon is in your chart’s zone of intimacy and sex, and Venus, planet of romance and relationships is in your sign. Sex is hotter and more pleasurable under this astro-weather, and when your chart’s zone of romance and sex is activated by Neptune, planet of emotional ecstasy, a dreamy connection with your match made in heaven occurs! Neptune is also the planet of illusions, so make sure this Prince Charming isn’t actually a froggy fuckboy.
Your time of year is over, Sagittarius. But just because the Sun enters Capricorn on Friday doesn’t mean that your fiery confidence and charisma needs to be snuffed out! The Sun is activating your chart’s zone of pleasure and desire now, so you experience the world in a more vivid and sensual way. This energy makes life in the bedroom that much more hot and fun, so any action there promises to be memorable!
The Gemini Moon on Friday is in your chart’s relationships zones, so you can enjoy this sensual astro-weather with your S.O. or a FWB! Saturday’s Cancer Moon activates your chart’s sector of sex and intimacy—this hot energy lasts all weekend and indicates an amplified libido. Monday’s optimistic and adventurous Leo Moon brings a bright and cheery mood to much of the week, and helps make it a happy holiday for you!
Happy birthday, Capricorn! It’s finally your sign’s fave time of year! The Sun enters your sign on Friday, putting you in the spotlight. The astrological vibes of this time of year help you to feel more confident, achieve your goals, shoot your shot, and be a winner in general!
Despite the office sucking up most of your time on Friday, the Cancer Moon on Saturday activates your chart’s zone of relationships, meaning the rest of the weekend is filled with sex, romance, and a pleasant mood! Monday’s Leo Moon is fiery, hot, and sexual, activating your chart’s sector of intimacy. It may be a holiday, but if you find any extra time to bone your latest Tinder match, it promises to be extra steamy!
The über social vibes of Sag season draw to a close on Friday and your sign’s tempo slows down to a near halt, Aquarius. This activates your chart’s zone of isolation and the subconscious and the next month holds a lot of time spent flying solo. You’re not lonely per se, just in the mood to be alone. Talkative Mercury and Jupiter, planet of luck, join forces this weekend, indicating positive new connections if you do decide to go out, and the frisky Gemini Moon on Friday brings potential for sex and romance—but are you really in the mood?
The rest of the weekend? Blah, thanks to the watery Cancer Moon’s vibes throwing you off-beat. The first half of the week holds a Leo Moon in your chart’s relationship zone, so the introverted vibes of Cap season are temporarily relieved and you can have a good time being romantic with your partner, and the end of the week’s Virgo Moon in your chart’s zone of intimacy indicates any bedroom activity being memorable, if there is any.
Work seems to have been the main focus for the past month for you, Pisces, but starting Friday things get way more social! Capricorn season starts, and its earthy vibes are naturally compatible with your energy as a water sign! It’s a great time of the year to form closer relationships, network, and meet new friends! A new love connection forms on Friday when planet of relationships, Venus, joins forces with dreamy and mystical Neptune, in your sign.
The Cancer Moon for the rest of the weekend in your chart’s sex and romance sector supports this romantic connection continuing—is this the start of something new? JSYK, Neptune is the planet of confusions and mysteries, so although things look like peaches and cream now, they can end up being sour milk if you jump into things too quickly! The Leo Moon starts the week and promises you’ll be busy busy busy ’til the holiday is over, but the Virgo Moon at the end of the week activates your chart’s zone of relationships, so some relaxing one-on-one time with someone special is in the stars.
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